Thank you, Seattle, for addicting us all.

Lunch today:

- Venti skim latte, plus three Sugar in the Raw packets

- Dannon strawberry yogurt

- Chocolate chip cookie

Maybe not the luncheon of champions, but I left my wallet on the 14th floor and all I had in my (frighteningly small) red purse was one of about four Starbucks cards I'm currently running up a tab on. Saved the day, as usual. Although my cookie was probably whipped together in China in 1999, it'll be a tasty treat.

Yes, I'm their target audience.

And yes. They've got me. Hook, line and sinker.